That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
