Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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