And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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