well you can't waste a boner
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Terrible idea I love it
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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