think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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