Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
