She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
