I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
