How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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