I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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