S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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