when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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