How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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