you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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