don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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