No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I look better un-naked...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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