doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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