just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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