I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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