What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Man, jail baloney is awful.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
