I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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