Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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