No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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