been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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