I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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