idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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