windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Damn victory sex feels great
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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