it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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