Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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