I don't usually arrange sex via text message
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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