how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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