if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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