i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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