absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
