Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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