Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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