just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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