I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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