Pappa wants mamma naked
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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