I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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