1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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