sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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