did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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