So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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