Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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