Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
high people should be assigned attendants
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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