this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
is wine microwaveable?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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