Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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