i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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