my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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