Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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