If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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