butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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