it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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