I'm lost and stupid without you.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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