ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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